Sunday, November 13, 2011

Yes!

Tomorrow I start my fiftieth year, even though the last thing I remember was being a sophomore and flicking American lit to smoke a ton of weed in the boy's room with Gary, (may he rest in peace).

Excuse me as I have a pill party to go to...

10 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday to you
    Happy birthday tooo Youuu
    Happy birthday Dear Wally...
    Haappy Birthday tooooo yoooooooou

    Mwah!

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  2. Have you nodded off?

    We were just about to serve the cake.

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  3. Happy Happy Joy Joy!!





    .......and many more......

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  4. happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hoping it's the start of something big!
    Or at least Bigger

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  5. Happy birfday, my darling.

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

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  6. Happy birthday! Now set a positive and reassuring example for me and tell me that life begins at 50, that now that you’re a DILF you’re getting more ass than a toilet seat, etc.

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  7. ♫Joyeux anniversaire♫
    ♫Joyeux anniversaire♫
    ♫Joyeux anniversaire cher Wally♫
    ♫Joyeux anniversaire♫

    Of course, I don't have such an alluring voice as Princess.
    I've still got 4 and a half years to go before reaching the big 50!
    Hugs
    Jon

    p.s. Careful, MJ has hidden one of her houseboys in the cake...

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  8. Birthday? You still HAVE those?? Well, I hope it's a good one. Wishing you the very best for your new year and ALWAYS, bitch!

    LOVE YA! XOXOXOXOX

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  9. Happy Birthday to my gin drinking and bromide supplier friend! I hope you at least remember the pill party?

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