Monday, April 18, 2011

Florida Crackers....

Aye, 
M-80s

The Best Peanut Butter Fudge We Ever Had...

 Crackers, Almost....
No Whip, No Crack, No Cracker...
...This is the implication however...

They Is Girl Crackers Too...
Believe Us, 
We Have Scars.... 

So
Do you really think that you are the first pirate we've come across???
Perhaps the best looking one, though...


7 comments:

  1. Did you have M-80s?

    Never did myself. Mostly just the Black Cat firecrackers.

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  2. Oh, my dear, I could tell you about those days of my youth, that you just would not like.
    (not from my hand, just my witness)...

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  3. Thanks. I would rather not know.

    So. Do you have a pirate cat then?

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  4. No, xl, I'm mostly a doggie kind of guy...
    It's Mickey's house & I live here...
    but there is a kitty in the house, Sluggo, the name says it all...
    (he is the only cat in my life that doesn't care for me)?
    My guess is that he does not like anyone that possesses himself more than he does himself...
    he is amazingly handsome though...
    but then so am I,
    So I feel his pain.

    YES, I HAVE A PIRATE CAT.

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  5. I'll have you know, I'm only an honorary cracker. I'm a redneck from Miss'ippi where I would toss M-80's into the toilet of the locker room to get out of gym class.

    I had a one eyed cat once, he didn't like wearing a patch. Recently met a real life pirate (Cap'n Carl) with a patch and parrot. He lost his eye in an accident...says it is a bonus hole...

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  6. ayeM8y -
    You are an honorary & not a transplant (I know the difference)..
    I had a one-eyed red rooster when I was about six, he was a fun bird, his name was deadeye...
    If you ever meet a pirate named KC, tell him hai for me, he sails up round your way frequently and is kind of hard to miss..

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  7. "peanut butter fudge"?
    Damn, that's kinky.

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